Golak

(n) A nerd whose area of expertise concerns subjects that are traditionally masculine, such as football, action movies or war.

All he talked about all night was fantasy football. What a Golak.

by Justin A Bailey November 24, 2011

Golag

when you freeze your cum in a plastic bag then throw it at some one.

OMG why did u just golag me

by Corrosivez January 11, 2009

GoGaurdian

Spy Ware

your welcome word being defined: gogaurdian

by eerreressssdaas November 18, 2020

GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.

Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."

by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022

total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

Arabian gogles

The act of lifting your scrotum into your hands and then slapping it on someone's forehead so that your testicles come to rest over their eyes. Usually done when the person is sleeping/passed out.

I was getting bored with tea bagging people, so I gave that bitch the Arabian gogles and took a picture

by AndyDick July 5, 2004

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005