Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

Guffication

To fart in an enclosed space and not be able to escape. To be gufficated, to die from guffication.

He farted so bad in a lift, we were all suffering from guffication by the time the doors opened again.

I farted in a lift so bad, every one was gufficated by the time we got to the ground floor.

by Oberjager fjr2 September 30, 2018

Goffing

When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
Bonus points if they sell the pictures.

Clint got expelled from school for goffing.
Liam got caught goffing by Jenny.

by anonymous November 21, 2024

Goffing

when you take a picture of someone’s buttocks without them knowing and use it for sexual desires

clint got caught goffing after taking pictures f women in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024

goffing

when you get caught taking a photo of someone buttocks without them know for your sexual desires

clint was caught goffing in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024

goffing

when you get caught taking a photo of someone buttocks without them know for your sexual desires

clint was caught goffing in the bathroom

by snowplow November 21, 2024

Goffins Cockatoo

A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.

(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!

by Watchmaven January 18, 2025