Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"
Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."
Person 1:"Wait what?"
Person 2:"There are things happening right now."
Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."
Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."
Person 1:"Wait what?"
Person 2:"There are things happening right now."
Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."
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When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
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Get the goffing mug.A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.
(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!
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