Goff

To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation

Ryan: "so how's your day?"

John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."

by Almosttacky December 6, 2013

Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019

Goff

A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.

Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.

by ZephyrCraft13 June 16, 2019

Goff

Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.

We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!

by Jeepam August 6, 2021

GOFF

GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".

Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"

by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022

Goff

The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement

That girl really Goff'd my dick.

by Earlyfordinner1 August 26, 2022