JordAx's definitions

space bat

To accomplish something great or awesome; see epic win

Student #1: "How'd your intramural soccer meet go last night?"
Student #2: "Well we were tied until I totes space batted that last goal in OT for the win."

Teacher: "I am so proud of you all for pulling a space bat on your last exam."

by JordAx March 27, 2009

Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019