Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

Silliest Goofer

A Silliest Goofer isn't a thing. it is a person. a person named Plusho. a pretty stupid one the least but still a fun one. The Silliest Goofer is a strange creture that loves Arson and chaos. nobody knows why. The Silliest Goofer just exist.

Person1: hey what is a silliest goofer?
person2: Plusho
person1: Who is tha-
Person2: PLUSHO.

by Goofy Plush September 16, 2023

Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.

"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."

by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

Godfrey

1.A being so awesome that the only way to comprehend its awesomeness is to give it food,money, women, or anything of great value.

2.A really awkwardly shaped person who sometimes makes weird noises.

3.A generally a cool person.

Woah did you just see Godfrey over there, i dont know about you but i think i want to give him all my money and other things of great value to me.

"You know that guy with really long arms?" SlenderMan?"No, the one that beatboxs occasionally" Godfrey? "Yeah ,him."

That guy is such a Godfrey, i think i want to be his friend.

by That Guy Joe October 8, 2012

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

GodFrosty

Atheists with an icy view towards religion. godgobbers godgobbing

Peter was enraged at seeing articles written by godgobbers in the newspaper and being a GodFrosty wrote to the editor complaining about godgobbing.

by JustToEasy May 30, 2008