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Godfather'd 

When you and a girl have very drunken sexual relations with each other. Unfortunately, this girl is on her period. Godfathering occurs when you wake up with blood all over your crotch and body, and wake up screaming.
Guy: Me and this girl hooked up last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period.... Not a pleasant sight in the morning.
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!
Godfather'd by Berbs1892 May 10, 2011
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The Godfather 

when you fuck a girl with orange slice in your mouth. Then die from a heart attack on top of her with your dick still inside while in the middle of a tomato garden
My friend gave his girl The Godfather last night. May he rest in peace.
The Godfather by jceightynine April 24, 2015

Fairy godfather 

Did you see that geezer Joe? What a fairy godfather!
Fairy godfather by Sniper770 June 24, 2016

godfather of love 

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.
My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

Godfather 

an Italian older gentlemen who is the ruler of his mob. A type of pizza company.
The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.
Godfather by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Godfather meal 

The only KFC meal bigger than a family meal for 12. Pure finger lickin' good. A meal only becomes a godfather meal if the person ordering it is going to eat it alone. This person may wear a tuxedo and bring two bodyguards in black suits for added effect. Note: it is not possible to choose the eat-out option with this meal as it is too big to fit through the front door.
Guy 1: "Dude, that guy is getting a godfather meal! He came dressed for the feast and all!"
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."

How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
Godfather meal by quackoqazs May 30, 2011

Myspace Mobsters Godfather 

The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.
"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."

"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."