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In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

The Southern Belle in the ballroom captivated every gentlemen and Belle just couldn't stand the advances of Gaston so succumbed to the innocence of the Beast.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Hitman Agent 47 surrendered in his latest mission when he was apprehended by two evil henchmen and duly surrendered to his desire for his handler Diana Burnwood.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
