by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
The ship's manifest had 40 rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammo, 100 oranges, 200 gallons of water, and 50 pounds of salted venison. Manifest Destiny was what settlers believed was there right to land ownership in concert with removal of natives from their homeland. Communist Manifesto is by a socialist named Karl Marx.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019