GILF

Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

by Meat Chele November 6, 2011

gnillort

A less harsh way of using the word cunt

You: i hate this guy for many reasons, he is such a gnillort

by Moose tits June 12, 2016

gailf

great-aunt id like to fuck

dude, jesses great aunt is a total gailf

by asasasasasasasasasasasfffffffc July 26, 2009

gilfred

Gilfred is a funny & helpful boy.He is always there for anyone if they are sad or in need.Gilfred can be mischievous sometimes,you are very lucky if you have a Gilfred. He needs someone to talk to once in awhile so make you are there for him.

Gilfred is the best person you can find when you are in need.

by ILoveBubbleTea:) March 2, 2019

Gnelf

Santa’s little memers

Santa:I need more memes call in the gnelfs

by King_Will64 October 19, 2019

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008

GMILF

Grandmother I'd like to fuck and the daughter of GGMILF, the great grandmother I'd like to fuck.

My wife is a 57 year old GMILF and the grandmother of two but she looks 35 and gets hit on way too often. . .she's a dental hygienist!

by backstopbob May 22, 2006