Guelf

A Guelf is somone who enjoys wrestling with boys so much that people begin to question their sexuality. Their passion for wrestling is only matched by their love of fast food. Especially Wendy's

person1, "hey did you hear that ryan was wrestling all

weekend?"

person2, "ya hes a total Guelf"

by the1savior January 17, 2011

Gelf

A Gay Elf

You are such a Gelf

by Chobits December 24, 2019

Gnell

A cowy one. He has |moo. He speaks weird.

I luv donkey

by Lleng May 27, 2003

gnilf

Gnome i'd like to fuck.

At first I thought we were in the porn store all of a sudden because there was a long line of what looked like blow-up gnilfs, but we were just in the garden department of Lowes, and they were garden gnome statues. I love me some gnilfs.

by starafulation chipmonger February 7, 2012

Gelfie

Self portrait taken at the gym. Gym selfie.

At gym: "That pump has me on swoll. Let me take a quick gelfie.

by Mrtwixx January 5, 2016

gelf

an efeminate short guy

Nathan Lane is a gelf

by Johnny A April 21, 2003

gelf

a girlfriend (see the example below).

Oh my gawd. His gelf is a crack whore.

by Johnni December 17, 2006