Gaffer

n. (noun) A person who has an eccentric personality followed by various traits that similarly define them as an uncommon person, often considered hyper or energetic. Symptoms that often display a sign of being a gaffer include:

- constant dancing in public with/without music
- mumbling of obscure words that don't follow any particular language; spurting random noises
- acquires unique habits that many are attentive of (ex. sniffing food before eating it)
- sudden energetic impulses that may include shouting or jumping on random occasions

"Gaffer" can be translated also as gaffer syndrome, which may occur when a local person who acts like a gaffer spreads the "disease" to another person via spending time with them. It is highly contagious, and no known cure is found for it. Once infected, that victim is essentially a gaffer for the remainder of their life.

"Oh man, did you see that chick fall up the steps?!"
"Yeah bro, she is such a gaffer."

"Whoa whoa whoa - you did WHAT with him?"
"I made him a chocolate cake - all gaffers love chocolate cake."

-mumble mumble-
"...did you say something gaffer?"

by Encyclopedia Gaffer March 16, 2012

Doc the Gaffer

Doc the Gaffer is an entertainment news commentator, spokes model and a lifelong slave to the entertainment industry. His website IntheBackRow.com was launched in 1998 as a place for movie fanatics by movie fanatics. Originally from Long Beach, California and impassioned by film and theatre Doc attended UCLA film school in 1995. It is rumored that while helping edit John Singleton's Higher Learning, Doc inserted footage of UCLA men’s basketball coach Jim Harrick with a secretary from the athletic department. Soon after the incident both Doc and Harrick were asked to leave. In 1996 Doc found work as a projectionist for AMC Theatres and later became the manager of two megaplexs. In 2005 still wanting to make movies rather than screen them for others, Doc returned to the motion picture business. In 2008 Doc received an offer from an old high school friend Les Michaels to help with a documentary about legendary radio personality UFO Phil. Doc moved from California to Spokane Washington to work on the project. After arriving he found himself acting as co-host for a live web cast UFO Phil Live from the Bunker. Shortly after the UFO Phil movie finished shooting the bunker was heavily damaged by snow and was abandoned. Doc continues to reside in Spokane, Washington and hosts his own live webcast In the Back Row.

Doc the Gaffer hosts In the Back Row Live Every Thursday Night at 10 PM PST

by Don Deago October 5, 2009

gaffer

A tobacco cigarette, most notably one of the roll up variety.

Sometimes abbreviated "gaff".

Lash me a rizla, I fancy a gaffer.

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

graffer

fuck head scumbags in rocko, PK kwinny who walk around with their nike, adidas tracksuits n hats pointing upwards thinkin their worlds best street fighter, write shit on stuff called graff or tag. they all have a unike word to write or write their crew name (AH) or (DW)

HELL GRAFFER DAWG RECCONS HES GONNA SMASH ME FOR SLASHIN HIS TAG I DINT EVEN SLASH IT COZ I DONT GRAFF WAT A TYPICALT GRAFFER SCUM CUNT

by gagbhdhydjngfxndhnj April 6, 2009

Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.

Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

gaffer

A Gurl that suckz cock 4 money

Tonya Fisher and stacey furlong

by shawty March 24, 2005