GMFAB

"Give Me a Fucking Break", usually stated before making a pathetic comment, often related to boys and/or wanting a boyfriend.

I know this is really GMFAB, but I really want someone to cuddle with right now.

by Hope M. November 15, 2010

GMFO

Shorthand for Get My Fuck On. On is pronounced "awn."

Your little sister's in town; time to GMFO.

by Thegingerkid October 25, 2009

GMFF

An internet acronym short for "Give me five feet".

It is used to express a fair warning of potential involuntary violence towards it's recipient should their ignorant or out-of-line behavior not stop.

Also used when someone gets on your nerves and doesn't have the brain to understand.

It can be used in response to something that is unwelcomed, such as an invasion of personal space from strangers and coworkers.

"Instead of popping off, I took a breath, like GMFF."

"I go to work tramatized everyday... All these hoodrats need to GMFF, for real."

"That girl sneezed right behind me and was trying to lean all on me at work... and I was like, 'GMFF Miss Nasty.' "

by MacDivaSenorita May 14, 2011

GMFDI

Gawd-Mother-Fucking-Damn-It

*late for work, running around the house picking up stuff to get dressed.*

Suddenly. ..

*stubs toe on coffee table*

"GMFDI!!"

by AhoyJacks December 6, 2013

GMFL

GOD,MUSIC, FAMILY, LOVE

"Hey Chris Webby will you Live GMFL with me this summer vaca?"

by #JazzieJen June 19, 2018

gmfpaftb

“Getting My F**king P*ssy Ate From The Back”

I’m upset because COVID-19 is the only thing keeping me from gmfpaftb.

*typically this acronym is only used over text.*

by santacruzinby April 13, 2020

gmfp

An abbreviation for Gay Midget Frog Porn

“Bro that gmfp star is so hot”

by Dbjdkdbrb April 29, 2021