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glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.
Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM
by tankard December 18, 2013
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glump glump

don't mess with him cuz his a glump glump head.
by x August 11, 2003
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Glump/ing

I first heard the word glump in mid 90’s as it was referred to as to cum. Glumping is a verb, used in a sentence “oh baby I’m going to glump...oh god I’m glumping!!”
Glump/ing. Verb . As to Ejaculate
Oh god I’m going to glump!
Baby I’m “glumping”rite now.
I just”glumped” in my pants

Being defined as to ejaculation, orgasm, cumming
by GhostownCDA January 21, 2022
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Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024
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1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load
Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"
by My Parents Died April 27, 2022
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Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.
My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude
by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022
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