globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

Goonball

A person who does not like to eat Starburst.

Man those goonballs dont even like Starbursts, they are just crazy

by Randolfman January 10, 2010

goomballs

Term used to define a goomba's testicles in a Super Mario game. Can also be used to describe opponents in a Nintendo game that features Mario, or to describe related characters, even including females, such as Peach, Daisy, etc.

1: "Time to kick some goomballs in New Super Mario Bros!"
2: "Finally, I kicked Bowser's goomballs once and for all!"
3: "Look out NOA Dave, I'm about to bust your goomballs in Mario Kart DS!"

by Dr. BaconStein August 3, 2006

glowballing

to give someone a blowjob under a blacklight so that when they cum all over their balls they glow

just got a blacklight. can't wait to go glowballing this weekend.

by sharon2987 March 25, 2010

Glueballs

When it has been a very long time since "one" has last ejaculated and "one's" sperm just keeps building up.

Person 1: I got in trouble with my girl and she won't let me hit for 3 months.

Person 2: Man bro, your sick! Your gonna be stuck with Glueballs for 3 months!?

by YourAverageHomie May 15, 2014

Gleeballs

Homosexual activity, to gain pleasure from having a scrotum stroked across ones face.

Are you into Gleeballs? If so are you the glee or the balls? You're the balls, good lad, drag them tattys across my face will yer!

by Para Dave December 18, 2008