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gliding monkey 

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)
What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.
gliding monkey by PaulPierce November 13, 2015
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sugar gliding 

While performing coitus you cover your partners face with your scrotum by stretching it out to cover their eyes and nose. Almost resembling a sugar gliders wings
Honey I'm feeling horny tonight think we can do some sugar gliding tonight?
sugar gliding by Goballsdeep69 July 13, 2016

hat gliding 

a form of dancing...kinda
using a cap,hat,fitted to show movements on the body

flipping the hat on to the head, moving the hat up and down the arm
yo you saw that dude hat gliding with his fitted...
hat gliding by fingaz September 6, 2005

snap gliding 

When someone eats three or more twinkies and then is in the mood for oral sex.
"Shit dude, that bitch was snap gliding!"
snap gliding by Billy The Kid September 4, 2003
Usually takes place within a glamping trip. It's fundamentally known as glamorous hiking ... involving Ugg boots, pink khaki shorts, and croakers.
Want to go Gliking with us in Aspen this weekend? The jet will take us most of the way
Gliking by lazerbrain October 9, 2016

hang gliding 

dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.

example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.
hang gliding by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008