cock glaucoma

During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.

when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

glauren

girl who emotionally drains people after pretneding to like a a person, and then goes out and has sex with random people, like a succubus

Glauren is sucha slut
See: Haggard

by Jon Micheals March 25, 2005

Glauser

noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general

verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level

noun: i wish i could be like glauser

verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!

by steve November 17, 2003

Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

by ABerg September 8, 2006

Glaunch

To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.

Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."

by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014

Glaucia

The most beautiful princess in all the land, whos not high, shes just happy, because today, she found her friends, theyre inside her head.

"Im not high, Im just happy, because today, I found my friends, theyre inside my head"- Glaucia

by her one true lesbian crush November 8, 2011

glaüttenz-jöi

The feeling of being full and not wanting to eat anymore, but continuing to eat anyways because you are no longer eating for sustenance but instead eating because it tastes good.

Origin:
mid-11c Germanic

Yakov: I'm full but I can't stop eating.
Fränces: I think I ate too much
Hrodebert : Glaüttenz-jöi!

by Mank Demes 69 February 15, 2019