Granified

When someone, primarily a male, has vastly improved his sex life as a result of listening to the advice of Tiffany Granath, who provides commentary on Playboy Radio on Sirius XM.

Ralph has definitely been Granified lately as shown by his stellar performance with oral sex since listening to Tiffany on Playboy Radio.

by flygirl747 July 23, 2010

glorified bitch

"Adorable" people who get their way, are "spoiled", haters just hate them (I wonder why) but they just flip them off and curse uncontrallably, which is apparently considered adorable. These people are so full of themselves that the only person who truly likes them is themself. Avoid these people at all costs.

She calls herself adorable but everybody knows she's just a glorified bitch with her head up her ass.

by dirtysquirtle October 30, 2014

Glorified Fuckboy

A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.

He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").

I called him my boyfriend but, in reality he was just a glorified fuckboy.

by Rebellious Mind March 1, 2017

Gayified

To make Gay.

Jay took his recipe for sweet potatoes and gayified it by adding walnuts and blue cheese in them.

by The non-gay son November 22, 2017

Goatified

Something or someone who is a verified goat, hence the word goatified

Ben sandwich:ayo that guys straight up goatified
Noah Olive Garden:fax bro

by OTM Ben-A-Drill January 14, 2021

glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

glorified

Having been touched by Glory in ways words can hardly express; Awe-struck by Glory-invoked stupidity.

Being blown off daily for a week.

by Anonymous November 18, 2003