garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

by Electrik man December 1, 2019

garfussy

andrew garfield’s boy pussy

“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter

by marfy11 December 20, 2021

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield aka the wolf

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome

by Purge December 20, 2021

Garfield Ridge

A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.

Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.

Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.

Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.

People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.

Garfield Ridge is one of the most underrated neighborhoods in the city of Chicago.

by BeerJunkie425 August 27, 2011