Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 1, 2019

Glitch

Someone who is all over the place, talks to many ppl they claim to not fuck with
Synonyms: two faced, fake

she a glitch, I wouldn't fuck with her.

by rav.xen May 14, 2020

glitch

gay little pissbaby little stupid slut little gay guy little piss boy

glitch is totally a glitch. I mean, did you see how he reacted when his friend called him a whore?

by glitchedmoss October 8, 2020

Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".

Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."

by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020

Glitch

Welp uh glitch.
Who’s glitch?
Uh

Idk.

hOnK HoNk
Any ways glitch is uh a person who is stupid and will probably commit cannibalism or murder someday X3 and they kin nagitoe cockichi kinky inky/ ink sans and error sans omg he’s so fucking hot ANYWAYS they also kin miu with there horny ass AND gamzee

Uh idfk glitch says error sans is fucking hot 100%

by Glitch is a twink December 23, 2020

Glitch

An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.

A: All hail the glitch!

B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!

by Opso Opos February 3, 2021

Glitch

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends

Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”

by Wörd güy March 27, 2021