What's the gitch?

What's the situation
or
What's going on

The man arrived late and asked, "what's the gitch?"

by juniorspank June 22, 2004

gitch

combination of gay sauce and bitch; used when something is particularly annoying or stupid

Kelly: "have you seen 'Bewitched'?"
Jamie: "Omg that movie was so gitch!"

by twiggy3991 December 11, 2007

gitch

A woman/girl who doesnt realize that she is being a bitch

"Man she is acting like such a gitch today!"

by K.Zz April 03, 2008

gitch

When a woman (or man) is being a guch and a bitch at the same time.

That gitch cut me off when I was driving and I almost had a wreck.

by Bizzy June 26, 2004

Gitche Gumee

Lake Superior as called in Gordon lightfoots song the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Bro: we’re going up to Gitche gumee to swim and party. bro2: awesome man let’s get going to Gitche gumee

by GooseTopgun86 November 30, 2023

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

Biggly Gitch

Same thing as a Giggly Bitch just with the letters switched

I’m such a biggly gitch

by AcasualYoutubeWatcher32 May 04, 2022