girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of squeezing one's flesh in the penis into the sides of said penis thus making it's appearance more wider and girthier. This is one of the steps of achieving goonvana and is one of the 2 acts of penis bending, the other being jelqing.

Jeremy: Hey you wanna achieve goonvana and girthmaxx with me??
Sara: I don't have a cock

by doisptick May 15, 2024

Girthmas

1. Christmas but with big dicks.
2. Seasonal Overwatch Comp consisting of multiple tanks running a train on the entire team.

Go Girthmas Comp.

Fuck Yeah Girthmas!

by Toastakins December 14, 2017

Girlmaxxing

The practice of actively and intentionally adopting behaviors, appearances, and characteristics traditionally associated with being a girl. This term can be applied to individuals transitioning to female (trans feminine) as part of their gender identity journey, or to those engaging in such practices as a prank or for experimental purposes. The term draws on the concept of "maxxing" from video games, where players aim to maximize a specific attribute or skill.

"After coming out as trans feminine, Alex started girlmaxxing by practicing makeup, voice training, and updating her wardrobe."

"I'm sorry Jammie but I need to girlmaxx right now to achieve my transition goals so I won't be able to come by"

"Wow, Alex sure is girlmaxxed right now. She now looks perfectly like a girl!"

by Shimizu Naomi June 12, 2024

Gurthmaxing

Gurthmaxing is when you stick your finger inside of your pee hole to make your penis look gurthier

Logan was Gurthmaxing before he sent me a dick picture

by Kaden big dog Guidry December 2, 2024

Gurtmaxxing

Consuming copious amounts of yoghurt or other pre/probiotic rich dairy.

Often practiced by those who value healthy digestive systems.

“These past two weeks I’ve been straight up gurtmaxxing, my digestive system peak rn”

“IBS thinks its won until i start gurtmaxxing”

by frogfeet4free February 22, 2026