gildget

Gildget, also know as the greatest hardcore porn category to ever exist. “Gilf midget” - gidget consist of older dwarves willing to take it in their fun sized fannies. The best part is a normal load looks like a dump truck of chowder.

Dude, I literally anally squirted to gildgets gone wild infomercial last night. I’m for sure buying the subscription. Shit is hot.

by Tweastyyawt February 10, 2023

The Gilded Age

The name that associated with America in the late 1800s referring to the extravagant wealth and the terrible poverty that lay underneath. In other words, America is not the same in reality (on the inside) than what it looks on the outside.

Looks like a good life is ahead---Not what was expected (The Gilded Age)

by CLOURPOP November 29, 2013

gilded hoochie

First represented as the character New New/Erin in the movie "ATL", a gilded hoochie is a rich girl that acts "street" on the outside, but she is in fact a spoiled little rich girl.

Raquel: Hey, you see Shaneequa last night?
Paprika: Yeah. That bitch ain't street, she some gilded hoochie. Her name ain't even Shaneequa! It's "Elizabeth!"

by William S. Crowley XVI August 12, 2006

Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

by munk i spose October 11, 2015

gildea

Lush cunt sex god

“That guy was so Gildea I squirted all over the shop”

by Bigstiffy94 May 14, 2018

Gildenstar

A very sexy, intelligent, fiercely passionate, and extroverted woman.

Entering into the room like a Gildenstar, Laura made her way to the bar with many eyes staring at her.

by Guy November 28, 2004

Gilded Gopher

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.

That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.

by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010