A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
by Theretheir April 20, 2017
Verb. To fuck shit up or kill people; The performance of adrenaline driven events; Also known as getting shit. A verb used by testosterone driven men to summarize their daily activities.
by Crazy Muthafuckin Dave April 04, 2010
Josh exclaimed "get your shit together " after Ryan and Saun did not complete the exercise correctly on the first time
by The Josh bean March 21, 2016
Be consistent
A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.
B.Do you eat fish ?
A.Yes
B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?
A.Oh...
B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
B.Do you eat fish ?
A.Yes
B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?
A.Oh...
B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
by limaras March 21, 2010
A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy
Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.
Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.
"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."
by Zroogz March 11, 2019
The act of working efficiently, achieving set goals and being generally productive, while simultaneously looking as cool as a cucumber. See: Australianisms
by bigdog14 September 24, 2014
by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015