gerthy

Wide or loose fitting clothing.

"Nah mayne dis shirt ain't gerthy enuff fo me, dawg"

by Hiliary January 1, 2007

Gerty

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

by tyyrel April 6, 2006

Danna Getty

Danna Getty, the most perfect girl ever. This girl is also super beautiful, smart, clever, so loving, and a total clutz, but makes up for it by being the most perfect girlfriend ever, and makes Brennan so happy <3 Forever and always <3

Girl 1: "Who's that wrapped around Brennan's arm?!!!?"
Girl 2: "That's Danna Getty, duh."

by BrennanD January 8, 2013

gettysburg

Groupsex involving 4 men and one woman. From the beginning of the Gettysburg Address: "Four score..."

Guy #1: Yo, dude, me and three buddies Gettysburged this girl last night.
Guy #2: Gettysburged?
Guy #1: Yeah, four scored!

by Henke September 8, 2006

gettysburg adress nutshot

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009

Dirty Gerty

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Gersty

Beer. Comes from the German, gerstensaft, for brew.

I'm going to get some gersty

by Tbrewsky June 23, 2009