gert

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

by danceyoudance! July 6, 2009

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

gert lush

gert lush means something really good in Bristolian

josh: omg that was gert lush
harry: i know it was awsome
kane: ye it was deffinatly gert lush

by fews December 17, 2008

Gert skirt

A dress worn with a sweater or t-shirt on top to make it look like a top and a skirt.

Done with dresses which have a particularly ugly neckline.

Popularised by and named after the UK trend setter Gert Boaf.

Person 1: I don't know why I wore this dress today, the straps are so fugly!

Person 2: Yeah but the hem is nice. Why don't you turn it into a Gert skirt?

Person 1: Good idea, can I borrow your sweater?

by Barry Painith March 22, 2011

Yo-Gert

(adj) Something undescribly amazing

My drip was Yo-Gert!

by B Rofk May 18, 2019

Gert Penus

When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!

by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019

gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

by Alex February 25, 2005