geed out

(adv) A state of being extremely intoxicated or having overdosed on GHB or GBL, often in conjunction with alcohol. Almost always associated with nodding off, erratic behavior, violent, uncontrollable spasms, confusion, loss of motor control, loss of awareness, or unconsciousness. Although a dangerous condition that can result in death, sufferers usually recover completely within 24 hours with no lingering effects.

Sam: Did he fall asleep?
Ann: Nah, he's just geed out.

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

Richard Gere

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.

Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"

by PPabs October 12, 2003

Geed up

Wound up and ready to go. Up for it.

The twins were really geed up about their Glasto trip.

by well there it is July 18, 2007

Richard Gere

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.

Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.

by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005

Gerdberk

A gerd (geek and nerd hybrid) who is also a berk. Has a nice ring to it!

You are such a gerdberk!

by HE1 February 3, 2010

Gerde

The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.

Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"

by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019

Gere

Gere is a misspell of here. Origin: Me and my friend we're texting on discord then she said "OH NO MY MOM GERE"

P1: So we're gonna play now right. P2 : Yea man. P2: OH GOD MY MOM IS GERE. P2 was never seen again.

by Critical Nut July 20, 2021