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Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.
by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008
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geneva

gorgeous, but one of a kind, intelligent also witty. Geneva is a person who is outgoing, strong and hard to conquer. Geneva can be a blast, sometimes you wont keep up when it comes to a good time. Geneva can also be very stuck up because, a Geneva always knows her worth.
hey, did you see that chick? "yeah she looks like a geneva". unless we have cash overflowing out of our wallets lets not even try.
by tman3339 January 10, 2012
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Genital Dribblies

The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Genina

A kind person who is often sweet and full of love. Is usually shy at first, but becomes stronger once she knows you. She also is a great drawer.
"Genina is such a good friend. She helped me through some hard times."
by TransNicki July 17, 2018
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Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window
Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window
by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003
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Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.
John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
by Phrixus October 7, 2009
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When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.
Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!
by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013
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