Cock Gel

another term for a males oozing excitement

last night i blasted my cock gel in her grille

by pfr June 27, 2005

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009

sure-gel

A powder generally used for making jell-o and jam. used for passing drug tests. the way it works is this: THC is stored in your fatty acid cells. the sure-gel dilutes your urinary track and lines your stomach with sugar so the fatty cells arent pissed out. You can mix it in any drink. preferebly kool-aid since it already has that sort of taste. warning: on it's own or just in water, it's disgusting.

man im on probation, i need some sure-gel to pass

by kanipps May 26, 2010

Bareskin Gel

Bareskin Gel is a silky smooth sexual lubricant that when applied to the genitals before & during sex provides more stimulating moisturization & is a masturbation aid. Bareskin Gel is a light gel that closely matches the body's own natural fluids.

Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.

by barecat December 10, 2011

Gel Jugs

A slang term used to refer to a pair of breast implants.

Check out the "Gel Jugs" on that lady.

by leprechauno December 2, 2009

gel penning

The act of ejaculating on the face of the first person who falls asleep at a slumber party or social gathering. Then using the penis and cum to draw on the face.

Jay was gel penning Kay because she fell asleep.

by rawrmeows July 1, 2014

Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.

Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES

by Kashot June 15, 2021