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Woh aadmi, jo peeche se leta hai!!
Teri gaand maroon kya, gandoo??
Gandoo by Not Gandoo October 22, 2004
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The Gandolf 

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.
The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.

Grandoaks highschool 

A cringy stupid school where the rules are strict, and everyone is nosey af. Fake and basic people everywhere, stupid black hoes who think they the shit, etc etc.
Sis number 1: oh what school do you go to?
Sis number 2: haha I go to grandoaks highschool
Sis number 1: uhm.. let me just skrt skrt away
Grandoaks highschool by Lil bih:) December 4, 2018

grandón 

Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón
I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!
A boy or a man who offers his ass hole for fucking.
A term commonly used in sub continent - India, Pakistan
He needs a dick for his ass hole, he is a gando.
Gando by opo khan November 15, 2009
V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo
Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch.

Liz: Hey Christina, how did you get that stain on your skirt?
Christina: Well Liz, I pulled a guando at lunch.

guando by K-Berg January 11, 2008