Garlic Bomber

The Garlic Bomber is a notorious urban public restroom nuisance. Because of his poor diet or possibly selenium poisoning, when he is done in the restroom no living creature can survive without proper bio-hazard gear. See Garlic Bomb

George: I'm going to take a leak.
Robert: Better go upstairs because the Garlic Bomber just visited this rest room.

Last words: Aggh, it must have been the Garlic Bomberrrrrr... dead

Garlic Bomber by Concerned Gamer September 4, 2005

Garlic drunk 

When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.

Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!

Garlic drunk by NrzRatched July 28, 2019

Garlic Bread

The best bread in the world

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread

Garlic Bread by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019

Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.

"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.

Garlic Dick by cougartown97 April 13, 2010

garlic rub 

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.

This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.

garlic rub by sirChop December 7, 2006

Garlic Shampoo 

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

Garlic Shampoo by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

Garlic Girl 

A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.

"We went on our honeymoon to Gilroy because she's a Garlic Girl"

Garlic Girl by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021