Garboned

To be lazy

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now

by mr doumass August 18, 2008

Gaboofer

A term a mother uses when explaining to their daughter how they should refer to their vagina.

The G rated way to refer to a vagina in public or around children.

Sweet heart, close your legs everyone can see your gaboofer

by Barabas902 August 25, 2016

Garboon

To consume good wine rapidly, with the goal of light intoxication rather than savoring with food.

"I'm going to garboon that 2012 Saint Emilion Grand Cru, because it's been that kind of day."

by winecountry January 11, 2019

Grooner

The combination of a Gooner and a Groomer. A Disgusting and Vile existence.

Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”

Person 2: “What?!?”

Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"

by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024

Garygooner

My friends stepdad

Garygooner munted down munting mountain

by Riley L December 28, 2024

Gabooned

How someone feels when something slightly unexpected occurs. Can be used describing a feeling, or an expression on one's face.

"She was gabooned when her straw missed her mouth, and hit the side of her face."

by picklesdictionary January 22, 2025

garbooni

an uneducated person that thinks highly of themselves

Your such a garbooni. Don't be such a garbooni

by Oliver Wilson February 28, 2025