greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

gaeilge

The Irish for the Irish language.
A beautiful, poetic language which was close to extiction but is currently being dragged back by a T.V presenter (Hector O hEochagain) on tg4.

Tá mé ag caint as Gaeilge nuair a tá mé ar an meisce

by Sn0 July 9, 2006

gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

Gajillion

A large, undefined number. Could refer to several, or a massive amount. Used in extreme over-exaggeration for humorous or emphatic purposes

Me: there's like a gajillion stars, we're so infintesimal.
Friend: dude, infintesimal isn't a word
Me: yuh huh. *nods*
Friend: STFU and pass the pipe PLZTHX

by aerodrown September 11, 2005

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Crystal Gail Mangum

Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.

Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!

by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007