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Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
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fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.
"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"
by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008
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wucking fasted

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uber 'fused

completley and utterly confused!
Susie: He started talking so technical, I was just uber 'fused!
by randomgirl123456 February 9, 2009
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Fisted

1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.

2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.

3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.
1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"

2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."

3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."
by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006
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i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."
john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*
by acooley May 12, 2008
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Fisted

Dude! Lori gets fisted by so many people, lucky I wish I was popular
by doo doo 😛 August 31, 2020
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