natio furniture 

Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.

We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.

natio furniture by dcoy February 17, 2009

Rearrange the furniture 

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.

"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

Rearrange the furniture by Muddybones August 14, 2018

furniture 

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

furniture by duffolonious March 29, 2009

Rearrange the furniture 

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

Rearrange the furniture by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Furniture 

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

Furniture by Apple liker December 18, 2012

furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

furniture movers by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

padded-furniture generation 

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

padded-furniture generation by Sylvia November 24, 2006