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furlougholiday

Due to the absence of either an FY 2014 appropriation or Continuing Resolution, the US governent has shut down, and nonessential federal employees are on furlougholiday.
I'm nonessential, so I'm on furlougholiday!
by Nonessential2013 October 4, 2013
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furloughded

The drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. Said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. This condition is common in California and Washington State, other states are expected to follow.
Greg: You doin' anything today?

James: Naw, man. They made me take the day off without pay cuz of budget cuts. I got a fifth of Jack and a case of Rolling Rock. I'm gonna get furloughded.

Greg: I'm in!!!
by Bructus January 14, 2011
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Furloughtude

The unique attitude developed by federal workers once they’ve been notified that they will be furloughed, due to government sequester.

Given that furloughed employees are forced to take one-day/week unpaid leave, those afflicted with furloughtude care 80% as much about their job as they did before the furlough.

Typically, those stricken with furloughtude develop the malady because they have been told that the nature of their work is considered ‘non-essential’.
The director has a serious case of furloughtude.
by DCliving March 8, 2013
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furrlough

A brief vacation from one's pets
I am going on a furrlough for a few days, while our neighbor takes care of the pets.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 8, 2018
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furloughimbo

(Fur-lo-im-bo)

When you have been furloughed, but you don't know whether you will be called back or not. A state of high anxiety and pragmatic surrender to the void.
Sally spent her days in furloughimbo watching baking youtubes and playing Animal Crossing.
by ai_slyn May 1, 2020
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Furloughitis

A condition, mainly affecting people placed upon furlough; the primary symptom of which (induced by the Return To Work phase) is an incredibly tiresome zeal and lack of cynicism. Also can induce extreme cases of Cover My Arseosis.
“Alan’s been running round the office shouting that if we don’t keep our supply of paperclips topped up, the whole fucking world’s gonna end, and he’ll be liable”
“Eugh, Furloughitis muthafuckaaaaaa”
by GeoffreyGoynes May 26, 2021
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