n.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
by usman noyo December 24, 2008
Get the fung fu mug.(noun, adj.) a term used to describe something extremely unsafe, hazardous, or generally unfit for use. Named after the Chinatown bus company Fung Wah that was shut down by federal regulators from the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration in early 2013 due to failure to comply with investigators and refusing to release safety records after failing bus inspections.
Although a favorite with the budget-conscious traveling between Boston and New York, the bus line was well-known for its notorious reputation for poor maintenance to its crazy passengers that were loud and reeked of body odor and the smell of fast food brought along for the ride.
Can also be used to describe something generally lame or ghetto.
Although a favorite with the budget-conscious traveling between Boston and New York, the bus line was well-known for its notorious reputation for poor maintenance to its crazy passengers that were loud and reeked of body odor and the smell of fast food brought along for the ride.
Can also be used to describe something generally lame or ghetto.
by snapdog April 9, 2013
Get the fung wah mug.A moment of total bewilderment, which usually occurs when a person has been sitting for a long time and stands up quickly, he becomes faint, yet does not lose total consciousness. This person will often fall over, but not lose total consciousness, and experience this feeling of fung-tutsu. This can also be often experienced under the influence of nitrous oxide at the dentist office. See also ding-ding-ding.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
Get the Fung-tutsu mug.Fun and dangerous at the same time. Wicked awesomeness. Often done or used when stoned or high. Like we are right now.
by Headfones and Miao September 26, 2003
Get the fungerous mug.Steve Case is a total fundlord, I hope he contracts Herpes on his face.
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My car got another flat tire, what a funglord.
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My car got another flat tire, what a funglord.
by Joseph K. Gunger October 1, 2003
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Get the funglasses mug.Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.
Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.
Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?
Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)
Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?
Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)
by Cokosplia August 24, 2011
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