Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.

I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.

by iheartxiuxiu May 24, 2005

Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

Mexican Funnel

When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.

Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband

by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021

Boof Funnel

A funnel similar to that used in the automotive industry which is placed inside the anus to assist in the intake of larger quantities of powdered drugs.....at a Disco Biscuit concert.

John bent Heather over and inserted the boof funnel into her anus

by highass March 20, 2010

santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.

I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013

Funnel Vision

A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.

Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."

by TehMaestro February 9, 2008