twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010

zero fucks mood

The mood in which someone is in a mood of giving zero fucks about anything and everything

Tom: "Hey Lewis, how are you?"
Lewis: "I'm in a zero fucks mood right now,"

by Badfox November 11, 2016

0 fucks

0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything

Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you

by Eslizlle November 25, 2015

This guy fucks

Meaning this guy/girl gets it done. They know their shit and they are a boss.

Dude that guy chugged 3 beers in a row. This guy fucks!

by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

give no fucks

1. how many do i give? none.

2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.

3. i dont care.

me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.

by knowlessmore September 15, 2009

For fucks sake

A mixture between for wtf and confusion, with a little bit of annoyance mixed in.

For fucks sake, Jim pull you damn penis out of my computer's floppy drive!

by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003