fulgur ovid

fungus covid. wears a wig. and runs on vegetable oil. consumes burps as sustenance, and is a kettle

fulgur ovid? he is the one with the wheeze laugh right? that simps for uki violeta?

by your local traitor April 17, 2022

fungus crown

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

fungusting

an event that is funny and entertaining but leaves you utterly disgusted.

laughing at the intimacy lubracants at Walgreens was fungusting.

by a hiz May 1, 2007

recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020

fanguish

A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.

All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.

by WordSmith L July 10, 2009

fanguying

A term used for men and and teenage males that have a strong appreciation and enjoyment of something that they have to express it in ways more than words can explain.

"Bro! Did you see that touchdown?? Like, aaaahhhh, god that was amazing! Sorry for fanguying there."

by lotsowords June 15, 2013