FUM

A fum is a fat ugly midget, it’s someone who is annoying or being annoying and is commonly used as an insult

Hey stop being such a fum

“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’

by Trinitystant August 31, 2020

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Fum

Pre-Cum, a fluid that is discharged from a penis when it's aroused and usually occurs right before ejaculation.

Is the fum coming out of your dick?

by NotSamC December 4, 2021

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Fumming

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.

Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛

by Sheldonia March 17, 2021

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Fum

To release cum when farting.

I was at the store when I accidentally fummed in my pants.

by Vengermaximus August 8, 2011

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The act of farting and cumming simultaneously

The other night I was totally taken by surprise when I fummed...

by N Spenny February 28, 2019

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The action of farting shitting and cumming at the same time usually a result from intense sexual pleasure

Can also be used to describe the liquid created

Man my priest told me to come to the confession box and suck him off I fummed all over him

by The Homelesswaffle April 22, 2019

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