FUD

A FUD is what can only be politely called a disaster of epic dimensions. It's when a soon to be former friend arranges for you to meet a really sweet, great guy or gal who for what soon become abundantly obvious reasons is off the market. You then find your self on a FUD.

"so its Christmas and you know how wicked the punch always it at Brenda's party when she snares me into meeting of all people her ex..any how before i could make it to the bathroom she suggested..that we go to a play..and that is now i got that FUD...and it was very fudded up."

by MADELINEB February 8, 2008

FUD

Fucked up Data - refers to erronious or questionable statistics used to support a one-sided perspective.

Bill's report that claimed a fast food hamburger was as healthy as a fresh deli sandwich was full of FUD.

by Dan W November 22, 2004

Fud

FOOD!!! Fud= Food after i went to camp and had 2 sing about Elmer Fudd.

Chicken is yummy fud!!!

by Vamprate April 16, 2008

FUD

FUD, a Fat Ugly Dyke.

Im becoming so desperate, I am starting to find fuds attractive.

Shut up, you fud.

Your girlfriend looks like a fud.

by InAndAroundYourMouth January 7, 2014

Fud

pron- "fu-DD" like "Mud"

Slang term for vagina. Very common in Berkshire, UK. Fud is not used in an offensive way. It is very much intended as an alternative to fanny, front bottom or lady bits.

She slipped her hands down between her breasts, across her stomach and then deep between her legs against her soft fud.

by Reg Allen July 20, 2007

fud

Fat, ugly, and depressed.

Johnny: We're going drinking, you comin?
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.

by ShawnMichaels February 17, 2014

FUD

Fucking undrinkable - no amount booze or liquor can make the person look attractive

She was FUD

by jackass_123 June 19, 2017