fuckwittage 

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

fuckwittage by m December 5, 2004

Fuckshitcockballs 

A mix of the meanings of fuck, shit, cock, and balls. For more effect, place the emphasis on "balls", right after a short pause.

- Babe?
- Yes dear?
- I'm pregnant.
- Fuckshitcock-BALLS.
- What?
- Fuckshitcockballs!!!

Fuckshitcockballs by McBallz March 16, 2009

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Cluster fuckwittery by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

On that fuckshit 

To preform mischief or other activities that others may not agree with or support.

''Ay, you seen brandon lately? How he doin?''
''Ion know bro, I heard he on that fuckshit again''

On that fuckshit by khuda667 April 23, 2020

fuckshit 

an exclaimation used in times of extreme anger, confusion, excitement, etc.

Fuckshit! That hurt!

fuckshit by MJ Fisher February 19, 2004

fuckmitten 

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

fuckmitten by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

fuckwittage 

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

fuckwittage by Michelle October 2, 2003