fucktros

a more politically correct way of saying "holy fuck"

"Holy fucktros Becky...look at the size of his cock"

by Becky November 16, 2004

fucktrousers

First uttered by Steve Firth on Usenet (<[e-mail]>), this is simply another variant on all those fuck-<insert-noun-here> insults that people use.

Very good, don't you think?

Heck, you'll never know will you, fucktrousers?

by Harvey Denton January 11, 2004

fucktopus

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc

kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus

by unicorn piss May 8, 2015

Fuckuous

Adjective

1. highly sexually and pleasing sense of an erotic nature is taking place

2. Sex orgy

1. I felt a fuckuous feeling when I entering the bedroom and found her naked.

2. It was a fuckuous event for sure dude.

by sdeangel March 24, 2013

fucktciously-rig

1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.

2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.

3. A politically correct way to say nigger-rig.

When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.

He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged

by ratnard August 18, 2013

fucktosser

A person who cares too much by frequently tossing out "fucks"

Luke - Mike was such a mess yesterday
Kim - I know! He needed to know EVERYTHING, he's such a fucktosser

by Mr.Hope April 30, 2016

fucktionship

a relationship primarily sexual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, fuck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a fucktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability

Yeah, Ma, he/she's definitely my boy/girlfriend..

*to friends* Nah we're in a fucktionship tho.

by imjusthereforthisdef October 10, 2016