fucktardess 

Female fucktard.

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.

fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.

1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."

Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

fuckression 

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.

The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.

fuckression by Weisssted June 2, 2008

fucksessful 

When you are on a mission to sleep with some one and you get laid.

"So, were you fucksessful last night or did she pie you again?"

fucksessful by Aggs87 August 3, 2017

Fucktrosity 

When your watching porn, usually at like 3 am; and you see the weirdest shit but your curiosity gets the better of you.
You click and are never the same.
-Luca June 9th 2021

“Man, I saw the weirdest fucktrosity last night you wouldn’t even believe!”

Fucktrosity by lucachuchu June 9, 2021

Fucknutress 

The female version of a fucknut

1. This person is driving like a fucknut…wait it’s a woman, This person is driving like a fucktress

2. What a fucknutress

Fucknutress by Fucknutress’s Husband February 11, 2023