fuckalotapuss

A rare breed of dinosaur found mostly in bars and night clubs. This animal drinks only beer, and it calls members of the opposite sex "My bitches and hoes." The fuckalotapuss is an unevolved form of the North American Porch Monkey.

"Yo, my nigga, you such a fuckalotapuss!"
"Yea, son, but you see that lickalotapuss over there? She bangin'!"
"I wonder if she'd give me a blumpkin."

fuckalotapuss by chrishat February 24, 2008

Fuckadoodledandy 

A word used to describe the fucking of a doodledandy. A doodledandy is a dick that is blue and is infested with tiny canadian pubic elves that are ceaselessly tugging on the hairs, infecting the area with inflamed pimples. The only way to get rid of them is to engage in sexual activity with a small reptilian animal. Before leaving to infect the reptile, they will deficate explosively into your urethrea, causing burning sensations when urinating. They will also ejaculate itchy, infectious sperm filled with STD's. If you are a woman, they could impregnant you with a freaky, horny, blue elf babies that will claw up you vagina when departing.

Go fuckadoodledandy you stupid whore!!

Fuckadoodledandy by AAShadow15 October 6, 2011

Fuckalockagus 

A person who is very gay and clingy

Big bird and Snuffy

Big bird: Hey snuff I missed you fuckalockagus
Snuffy: I missed you too I love to jack my meat until it spews intestines and milk so I can't save third world countries and see when God comes down on his pink dragon and give us water through our veins.
Big bird: Rly.
Snuff: No nigga, who the fuck you think it is!?

Fuckalockagus by JesusChrist Nigga August 1, 2011

Fuckanoozaholic 

A person who engages in such activities as mud-wrestling, ribbon-cutting, sodomy and the placing of hedgehogs in unseemly places.

Your man Dave is a right fuckanoozaholic.

Fuckanoozaholic by 10110100101 March 3, 2017

Fuckarooney 

when you dont know what the fuck to say whilke your under attack by undead nazies raised by a certain orange man with hair that wants to control thr world and call ching chong china bing bong

Donalds trump is a FUCKAROONEY

Fuckarooney by just here temporarily June 4, 2020

fuckalot 

Someone who fucks a lot.

Ashlee is a fuckalot.

fuckalot by Steaver370 April 22, 2004

fuckanooch

Someone who is acting like an asshole, stupid, or just plain retarded.

"Yo Maria,ain't Chris Z. such a fucking fuckanooch?"

fuckanooch by Jessica Melando April 27, 2003