frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

by eightyeight December 28, 2005

Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump

opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.

by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003

frumping

When an overweight person crumps.

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.

by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010

Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts

Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot

by Redda December 2, 2007

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008

frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003

Frumping

the act of inserting one's penis into a lady's armpit. preferably a sweaty one, or with a bit of moisturising lotion.

i was frumping with a bagpipe player the other day, it was MEGA!

by Barry Dunne September 15, 2007