Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011

frienditude

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.

"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."

by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005

friendefits

Sexual favors granted you by someone who is only a friend (but a friend with benefits).

Dude, she's cool and we've been best buds forever, but we never dated or anything. But man, the friendefits are pretty damn good!!

by John Legumes April 30, 2008

Frienemies

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

frienifit

a friend, with benifits.

tony : anna sure is a frienifit
doug : what? i dont get it
tony : im screwing anna
doug : why are you fucking my sister?
tony : she's easy?

by Tooooony May 28, 2008

Friendefits

Is a situation where by two people are not in a relationship but are sexually involved with one another

I want a friendefits with you ,are you interested?

by BashGlad December 17, 2018

Friendfatuated

Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.

I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.

by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010