A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011
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Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.
Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?
Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?
Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011
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When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010
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Get the Freeshavodkado mug.FreeSmart Is an alliance made team in the animated show BFDI(a). If you do not know what BFDI(a) is, just look it up on urban dictionary. FreeSmart is made up of Ice Cube, Book, Bubble, Ruby, Pencil, and Match. Bubble and Match aren't actually official members however, due to them being eliminated or alternates in the alliance.
Guy: What's your favorite BFDI team?
Girl: I would have to say FreeSmart, I love pencil!
Guy: fucking weirdo
Girl: I would have to say FreeSmart, I love pencil!
Guy: fucking weirdo
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
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(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(1) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.
(2) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
(2) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
by bbutler September 3, 2008
Get the jazzy freehand mug.Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
by londonc July 23, 2008
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