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Friendship Embargo

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020
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friends of the road

Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."

Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
by ShaneWood January 8, 2012
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best friends

A best friend is someone you could not live without, always has your back and you can talk about anything to. Someone to keep your secrets and you can be yourself around.
Ali and Emily are best friends
by pandoraluther September 30, 2012
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Colorful Friendship

Usually used as slang in Brazil, a colorful friend is a person who you can have an open sexual relationship with without a commitment. Brazillian name for "friends with benefits".
Oh him? No, we're not dating; we have a colorful friendship.
by Fulvia May 27, 2009
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national fake friends day

A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?
Miles, it’s national fake friends day! oh btw, i knew you fucked my girl, bye man.
by headassbitchessaywhat August 3, 2019
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Masochistic Friendship

1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.

2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.

3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.

He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
by -DJP- September 27, 2011
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Best Führer Friends

Derived from "BFF"

Basically a tyrant/dictator version of best friends forever.
John: Did you know that Hitler and Mussolini were Best Führer Friends?

Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!
by jeonnifer May 4, 2017
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