freebord

resembles snowboarding but on pavement. 6 wheels. 2 castor wheels in center of board to allow carving and some bitchin' slides. more badass and alpha that longboarding.

Ian: Hey man, going freebording. Wanna come with?

Heath:Naw man. Im still sore from when I biffed it last time.

Ian: I gots a hole in mah drawers. BALLZ OUT!

Heath: Word

by whatthehellmytrailer June 16, 2009

New Freezer

when you take a fat shit

"on Sunday ya boy took a new freezer"

by newfreezer November 24, 2017

freeborn

To be born free and ready to take on the world by storm.

Angels are said to be freeborn.

by freeborn clan April 4, 2009

freebird

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 18, 2010

Freebear

When you poop and decide to walk around without wiping. Such as a free bear in the wilderness.

Charles went freebear for a week when he was backpacking and had no toilet paper.

He was in a rush to get out of the house so he went freebear for the day.

by DaBomb1992 November 20, 2011

Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 25, 2013