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Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."
by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019
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chronic freckles

when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
Guy 1: OMG WTF is on that guys face?!???
Guy 2: He must have chronic freckles!
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mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.
I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy
by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013
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misty freckles

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles
by Jboi92 May 18, 2016
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Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.
Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.
by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016
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Sand freckles

When you step out of the shower and you get dirt on ya feet
by EpicBiggie3000 October 5, 2019
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Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
by Odd_James November 7, 2019
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